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Giraffes and Their Consequences
"Hate is irrational" - My cousin Throckmorton
It's impossible to adequately explain the issues with the long necked ones. I won't even bother trying so there's a funny story about a euthanized giraffe instead. To understand how awful they are look! Merely look!
How am I to believe God had anything to do with such a creature? Seriously, hybridization is well documented and many Biblical scholars agree it's wrong, animals are to reproduce with their kind, hence race mixing is gross. I would dare to guess that this is what we see in giraffes, some hybridized freak. All that to say God hates them and so should you.
Now you might wonder, how do we know God hates these things? Is there proof? Yes, yes there is. Recently what might be called giraffe leprosy has begun to emerge, mostly in the Giraffa camelopardalis camelopardalis sub species, better known as the Rothchild's graffe. Ironic, the jewish giraffe is cursed by God and made a leper. But don't waste any sympathy on them, this is well desrved punishment. I'll explain further.
The Rothschilds giraffe(Jewraffe) is a malicious creature. Other giraffe subspecies are not deserving of as much scorn. Male giraffes do have a habit of drinking urine from females but that's a problem many human “gamers” have as well so it's hard to really hate giraffes for this as it's not unique. The bizzare case of the Rothschilds giraffe is different though. How would such a skin disease plague them and them alone? Well the obvious answer is it's an STD acquired from some other animal, so they're definitely disgusting perverted animals. Beyond that, the Rhodesian subspecies of giraffe is very nearly extinct and if European history is anything to go by then the Jewraffes are causing this with giraffe usury and giraffe leftism. That's right, giraffe feminism probably exists and if so, giraffe queer movements could begin at any time. We're very nearly at the point of these monsters trying to normalize the endemic child abuse their kind engages in. These are all bad enough on their own but it's far from their greatest sin, giraffe Jews implies giraffe Jesus, which I've found no mention of. The Jewraffes killed him quietly and have cut their entire species off from God, something that you can see clearly in their appearance and piss drinking behavior. So that's the real crime, an entire race completely ignorant of Christ and the Jewraffes are entirely to blame. Monstrous, demonic, satanic, Jewish even. Looking at their treatment of their own race, there is no doubt they would terrorize other creatures and even humans if God hadn't significantly reduced their numbers.
News
Horrific scene in Austin Texas, a child molested violently by a giraffe at a drive-through safari. Is anyone or anything safe from these wicked animals?!
