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The Giraffe Menace

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Giraffes and Their Consequences


"Hate is irrational" - My cousin Throckmorton


It's impossible to adequately explain the issues with the long necked ones. I won't even bother trying so there's a funny story about a euthanized giraffe instead. To understand how awful they are look! Merely look!

Giraffe in Mikumi National Park

How am I to believe God had anything to do with such a creature? Seriously, hybridization is well documented and many Biblical scholars agree it's wrong, animals are to reproduce with their kind, hence race mixing is gross. I would dare to guess that this is what we see in giraffes, some hybridized freak. All that to say God hates them and so should you.

Now you might wonder, how do we know God hates these things? Is there proof? Yes, yes there is. Recently what might be called giraffe leprosy has begun to emerge, mostly in the Giraffa camelopardalis camelopardalis sub species, better known as the Rothchild's graffe. Ironic, the jewish giraffe is cursed by God and made a leper. But don't waste any sympathy on them, this is well desrved punishment.



News

Horrific scene in Austin Texas, a child molested violently by a giraffe at a drive-through safari. Is anyone or anything safe from these wicked animals?!